The Existential Crisis: The Boys Be Going Through It.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode what is life and why we do what we do (they're both going through the quarter-life crisis), why no one owes an apology to Corey Harris, and why you should always double-check the pictures you send to your insurance adjusters. Latest The Blank news, the boys are heading to Costa Rica at the end of the month, so look forward to more travel content. And lastly, the discussion of whether it's cool to be famous (although Ryan's still looking for his opportunity). Happy Pride Month Y'all, and ...Men's Mental Health.Jun 07, 202401:07:54The Downfall of Man: It's Latin Women, that is the downfall of man..I said it, so what (Carlos).Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some of the tragic downfalls of some men in the public eye: Trump being found guilty on all 34 counts, Ryan's un-healthy obsession with alcohol and getting his haircut (leading to the babyface), and Diddy's potential B.I.G.G.E.S.T. loss that we'll never know. Hablas Espanol is definitely one of them (especially if she look that good) Si Senor! Any single, toxic, Latin females out there, hit up Carlos, please be his downfall (he's going through it).May 31, 202401:11:06PSA Don't Hurt em' Hammer! The Blank Turns 150! Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: how cut throat the insurance game is, don't fall for Crypto Ponzi Schemes (especially from a 25 year old kid), and finding out who David Copperfield really is and reveals his worst trick yet. What is your take? Man v. Bear? Who do you go to dinner with? Don't mix the fake ones with the real ones. Thank you all for being here for 150, cheers to another 150! P.S. Don't murder your barber, regardless how bad the haircut is, FREE Superstar! he ain't do it. (No volume on the song due to copyright).May 24, 202401:12:25Carlos McAfee: Certified WNBA Groupie. Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how Asians and violence don't go together (according to Ryan), Toronto's new WNBA team (we're exicted to be certified groupies), and Apple's garbage fire of a list of top 100 albums all time (How is Sisqo, Lupe Fiasco, and Whitney Houston left off, all Ryan's opinion). New views from the couch, check out us on YouTube for vision. Screw you Apple and your outragously expensive laptops! May 24, 202401:08:212 Guys 1 Couch: a New EraCarlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode an update to the K.Dot V. BBLDrizzy battle, record breaking 64 people into Some People's Kids, and Ye's College Graduation triple X Rated version (we all know we're watching it). Has the beef gone too far? too far? Just too much in overall? These are the questions they address. They also have a new set up so ensure that you watch the YouTube version as well. The couch has got Carlos and Ryan in a mix, whether it's supposed to be a casting or an rNb video. May 10, 202401:03:1430 Minute Extravaganza: Kendrick's 4 page Letter. Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's shorter episode, the absolute masterclass diss track released against our hometown love (Drizzy Drake), The NHL Playoffs, and Kendrick's yet again absolute masterclass diss track (so good we have to mention it twice). This is a new moment in Hip Hop and Carlos and Ryan are here for it..Lupe still taking everyone's marbles though. Catch us at New Ho King on Spadina! No guns though..May 03, 202430:37Tik Tok: We Hardly Knew Ye, Good Riddance!Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode first date vlogs (why?! just why?!), Biden signing to ban Tik Tok in the States, and how food banks in Canada should be left for people that need food banks (welcome to some people's kids you little s***). As usual Ryan goes on his rant against social media and turns it into a RnB video at the end while Carlos's new memior on shelves and your closest Chapters/Indigio soon! Really though, leave Food Banks for those in need. Apr 26, 202401:02:04Practice Safe Fresh: NDA All Day.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the capture of the gold heist theives, alpha males not practicing what they preach, and Google employees getting fired for "protesting" in the office. Carlos forgot to get himself an NDA, so he's in a bit of trouble while Ryan is still wearing that ugly Colts poncho. It's only an amount of time before they get de-monitized from YouTube. Get yourself a pair of the new Caitlin Clarks!Apr 19, 202459:47If the Glove don't fit, it must of slipped: Happy Cambodian New Year!Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the breaking news of OJ Simpson's passing, J Cole's apology (we're disappointed in the Ville), and how we both missed the Eclipse. Another reason to celebrate this weekend, it's Cambodian New Year (Ryan please put your shirt back on). Check out the new Netflix Special about Jennfer Pan, she put York Region on the map, not in a good way though...gang.Apr 12, 202401:02:11DiddyDoIt? : Please don't come after us 50 Cent.Carlos and Ryan discuss the latest big 3 beef in hip hop, adding a Terrorist organization to Some People's Kids, and a lot of side quest stuff in the 2nd half. One good thing we have out of this Diddy news is the memes, I don't think I can ever look at Meek Mill again. We got a Rain Tax and our president spending large amounts of money on vacations with our taxes, our country is doomed. Who do you got? K.Dot, Cole, Drake? We all know Lupe's taking the crown (Ryan's words, not Carlos's).Mar 29, 202401:00:12Quadruple B: Bring Back Beat-Boxing Featuring Rant City.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode AI generated fake news, the death of beat-boxing, and how Extremist Veganism is the world's largest threat to society. There is a new term being promoted out there called the "Stay at Home Girl-Friend", this episode you'll get to hear Carlos's EXACT thoughts on this new trend. Shoutout to you Babatunde! Doing the Lords work. Look up Volar for all of your AI generated dating issues, it will find you all of the oatmeal in your vicinity today!Mar 22, 202457:18The Oscar goes to...America for banning Tik Tok.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode inclusive legal language (you're telling me I can't use the word Blackout to describe what happened to me on my nightout last weekend?), America's choice to ban Tik Tok if they do not sell, and to the lady that messed with the piano playing busker, what the hell did you expect? You may see some changes in the background for our next episode to stay tuned. Rest in Power Akira Toriyama - we're all on earth spirit bombing for you. Mar 15, 202458:46New Place Who Dis?Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some exciting changes (to our video watchers), what are the weirdest pets Carlos and Ryan would own? Vince, Diddy, Michael Jackson, if we setting a standard, please be consistent. Who's paying an extra 2% on their dinner bill for climate change? It aint us. How do you end up the Headless Horseman, when you don't go no enemies? Notice to all DJ's out there, play that dude's mixtape because you'll never where your heads gonna go. RIP DJ Slick Rick (no relation). New Studio!!!Mar 08, 202455:21Heavy Hitters featuring The Leap Year Babies.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the first ever removal of a Hall of Famer "Some People's Kids Inductee", the absolute mental allegations against Diddy (Please Usher noooooo!!), and some real heavy stuff that's been going on lately. They also celebrate Carlos's 8th Birthday (Tevin Campbell style). Happy Birthday Carlos! The Blank wouldn't be the same without you. Look for some up and coming changes in next week, you'll be suprised. Mar 01, 202456:60Mrs. Officer, Mrs. Officer...Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode The Superbowl results (Prince's Halftime Show was better), tragic ending to a streamer's life, and Apple's new headset (the future is here). Would you pay to freeze your body to see the future? Carlos sure wouldnt. Gronk, how are you an NFL Hall of Famer, and can't kick a 25 yard fieldgoal? Where is my bonus? To all of the Toronto Police Officers, here at the Blank we ask you to be just a bit more lenient. 3 Tickets, are you f****** kidding me. We apologize Manitoba, you have a beautiful province.Feb 16, 202452:20Drake ruined Valentine's Day.Carlos and Ryan discuss (for journalistic purposes) Drake's recent leak, and we ain't talking a mixtape. How humans enjoy recycled material, we need to get together society, Activision keeps winning. If you are a Kansas City Chiefs fan, I hope you lose your first sports bet of the game. Enjoy the Superbowl everyone, Happy Valentine's Day, and we're boycotting Drake for at least 6 months (I don't believe in Valentines).Feb 09, 202453:10CITY BOYS AND DRIVE BYS: THE BRAMPTON TIMESCARLOS AND RYAN SOLVE THE PUZZLES THAT IS BRAMPTON, OR AT LEAST ATTEMPT TO. HAVE YOU BEEN THERE? NO ONE CAN FIGURE THAT TOWN OUT. WHAT MOVIE IS SO IMPACTFUL THAT YOU START SHOOTING UP A CINEPLEX? LAST TIME I WAS THIS VIOLENT AT A MOVIE THEATRE WAS WHEN WE WENT TO GO SEE UP (YES CAUSE OF THAT SCENE). THE BOYS ALSO DISCUSS EUTHANASIA, TAYLOR BOWL ON FEB. 11 (SIGH*) AND OFFER ADVICE TO THE SINGLES OF TORONTO. OH AND RYAN HAS AN EPISODE OVER COD AND ACTIVISION, AGAIN......Feb 04, 202401:05:38Lovers n' Friends: Vince McMahon is neither.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the absoulte digusting ish that Vincent McMhahon (allegendly..) did with employee of the WWF (pays your bills folks), how the green never makes anyone normal want to stab somebody, and the best of all time festival coming to Las Vegas this May (hopefully we'll see you there). Tell me where you can see Confessions by Usher, Promise by Cierra, and Invisable Man by 98 degrees all in the same place. Already the end of January, Get FEB'd up for February. Jan 26, 202456:23I'm going to need a gummy after that one.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Carlos and his new extra-curricular activities (of the THC variety), The 2019 Raptors roster is that much far away, and the one person you would want saving after flipping your Jeep (give me your hand brother!). Lots of sports talk this episode, just due to the time of year. We're banking on either U Don't Have to Call or Nice and Slow' to play first during the SuperBowl. What are your picks?! Tune in a doozy.Jan 19, 202458:16Blank B***hs Link Up!Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode Carlos coming out hot for 2024 (embracing his inner Kat Williams), 10 foot Aliens in Miami (supposedly, allegedly..), and the end of the band wagon we call the New England Patriots. Carlos and Ryan also got to party with celebrities this past week and CBC fit the bill (thanks for the free wine CBC). Everyone go check out One More Time on CBC Gem. It’s free, not paid, free, so you have no excuses. Expect some major changes in the near future,bring on 2024.Jan 12, 202459:32Ringing in 2024: Under the Weather.We want to you wish you a wonderful 2024! Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the craziness that came along with the New Year. Prayers to Japan, Shame to Epstein's List, and someone needs to fact check Kat Williams after that interview. Not even a week in and we already have a months worth of dramatics, that's how we know 2024 is going to be a crazy, dramatic filled, wild year and Carlos and Ryan are here for it. Have a great rest of the year and we will it's less dramatic then this first week has been.Jan 06, 202432:54Cheers to 2023, we won’t miss you. Carlos and Ryan discuss their experience with 2023, all of the good times, the bad times, and craziness. Who knew shooting stars would bring Carlos out of his camping shell. Ryan’s rant about bad technology is the first and last (we’re sorry you had to endure that). Who knew Diddy would come out of 2023 with a bang. Carlos and Ryan are looking forward to 2024 and all that comes with it, the good, the bad, the craziness. Cheers to the New Year, 2023 you’ve done us well but if you ain’t going home, you gotta get the hell out of here. Jan 06, 202401:00:22Oh Hell Nah, Can’t Do This: Merry Christmas.Carlos andRyan discuss in today’s episode the gift that keeps on giving, NBA players andtheir choice in women. They also discuss their recent spa experience, musicchoices in bars we go to (don’t ever walk into a All Stars again), and the mostunder-rated Christmas movie and song of all time. Simply, having, a wonderfulChristmas time, thanks Paul McCartney, we hope that Michael makes millions offof that song. Happy Holidays everyone from the Blank. Tune into our New Yearsepisode next week!Dec 22, 202358:30Moonwalking through 8 Mile: Sankofa this!Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode their recently holiday parties (craziness all around, don’t go into a bathroom with a random stranger), the amount of money that Toronto is spending to change the name of Yonge and Dundas Square (quite unnecessary, if you ask us), and Carlos’s boss leaving him out to dry for the final day. Tip 1 for maintain a strong relationship with your homies: don’t buy the licensing to their music. Otherwise MJ Tha Shoota will be in your hood. Countdown to the holidays and the new year begins! Dec 16, 202355:51Common Sense: Don’t meet your OnlyFans’s fans? We say that right?Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode the change in Christmas music (Mariah we love you and all, but this needs to stop), Carlos’ inspirational and motivating boss says “About last week..miss me with all that”, and stories about almost burning down a Wendys (yes this actually happened). Congrats Taylor on winning Time: Person of the Year, and congrats to Rubi Rose on meeting your biggest supporter.. hope it works out..wish you nothing but the best. Bring on December!Dec 08, 202357:513 Survival Tools for Life: Airfryers, Chicago Bears, and Good Management.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode how airfryers are taking got dang world.. Buthey if they can cook some good chicken in 30 minutes, who are we to complain. We’realso not swearing for the foreseeable future (at least we’re trying not to). Ryanalso gives his best apology for missing last week’s episode, don’t trust himthough, it’s gonna happen again. One Pro Tip for Life: Find good management, orfind someone good that you have to report to. It makes your professional life a lot better, especially if you work at a strip club. Dec 01, 202357:09The Nation's Capital: Fatality! Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ryan's recent trip to Ottawa, The Death of Omegle, and people in great positions throwing their lives away (really grinds Carlos's gears!). No longer can creeps/weridos/odd people bothering regular people looking to connect. We're all just trying to live while we have Trudeau battling us to Mortal Kombat and test our might with these crazy grocery prices, taxes, and expensive a** housing. THEY'RE TAKING OUR JOBS! Forgive me..it's been a really rough time for me in the market. Tune in for next week!Nov 10, 202357:48Treehouse of Hoarders 2K23Submitted tothe approval of the Midnight Society: Carlos and Ryan tell the horror storiesof ghouls and goblins of Florida, sports gambling, and progressive witchcraft (Ryanidentifies as a Witch, just roll with it). They’re on their third Halloweenepisode and the Eglinton LRT still isn’t completed (Carlos expresses hisfrustration by custom). Happy Halloween everyone, even to that gross a** dudein Wal-Mart, Florida. Oct 27, 202355:43Ryan, stop taking these damn vacations..Carlos andRyan discuss in today’s episode: Ryan’s week in Atlanta and how he didn’t getchicken wings from the best strip club America, Carlos’s week discovering the city,and how Jada Pinkett is not as Worthy as she thinks she is. Shake Shack isbetter than any fast food in Canada (take that up with Ryan, please send all ofyour angry letters to him). Carlos has found a new hobby, scaring off childrenat the aquarium and terrifying 60 year olds in National Parks (we look forwardto your letters). Peace in the Middle-East. DISCLAIMER: Technical Issues haveled to our 2nd part of the episode being a Chopped n’ Screwedversion, although it’s from Texas and not Atlanta. Oct 20, 202358:29Karaoke Song 121: No you can’t have 4800 dollars.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode their go-to karaoke songs, things to spend yourgood hard earned money on, and how potentially the Government is going to shutus down mannnn (in a hippie voice). Congrats to the first Aboriginal Premier inCanada winning over the Manitoba Government, shoutout to Wab Kinew. We also havethe first new black house speaker in the House of Commons as well..typical Trudeau.This may be out last episode depending on the CRTC, but dammit we aren’t goingdown without a fight!..or at least 4800 dollars..escrow Swiss Bank Account.Oct 06, 202356:58Veni Vidi Vici, did you miss me?Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ryan's triumphant return to the Land of the North, he will recap his experience with alcoholism, food, love, and sight seeing. He'll also talk about his trip in Italy (Ryan does a lot of drugs, but you didn't hear it from me). Check out Instagram for pictures of the trip. Trudeau gets another honorable mention in Some People's Kids with a brand new accolade.Sep 29, 202358:35How do you say: Why is it so dark in here? in Italian.**Disclaimer**We ran into some technical issues with the 2nd half of the recording.If you are into two handsome men that who’s voices have been upgraded to soundsensual and luscious, then enjoy the 2nd half. Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episodeCarlos’s new adventure in pitch darkness in a float therapy tank. All was gooduntil it wasn’t, but at least Carlos realized he doesn’t know how to swim. Ryan’sleaving to land of the most authentic pasta, pizza, and subtle racism, we’llsee if he survives. Ryan’s baby bro has started high school, good luck and stayaway from our spot! You’ll know where that is. We’ll await for the next full episodewith stories from Italy, the pizza motherland. Sep 08, 202301:02:30Why you gotta be so rude? I’m from Vaughan anyway..Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode what pushes roadragaholics away is a good tune and a positive attitude. Carlos is an employeeof the month for any company he works even when his managers disagree (SorryStephanie)..Remember kids, becoming a viral sensation is not all it’s crackedout to be. You’re really telling me Markham? Markham out of all cities? Thenicest city in Canada? I’m from Vaughan, so you know damn well I’m in a really rudemood! You can tell Preply that we’re looking for em! In a nice manner..Aug 25, 202301:23:34The Secret to Dating and The Great Outdoors.Carlos and Ryan Explore dating on the interwebs in this newday and age. The great debate of online dating vs meeting people in person.They also mention some book called The Secret and it's positive imagery. Ichecked and this book did not have any research done on dating a Scarboroughmandem, so all Scarborough females please date out of town! Carlos gives an indepth review on his camping experience. Bare in mind, he slept in the car..noob.Aug 18, 202357:29The Passion of the Blank featuring a commercial break.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode the WWF Event that took place in Alabama, you mightcall it inappropriate behaviour, I call it one for the history books. Ryanneeds to be put on game, he doesn’t even know who Lil’ Tay is, RIP Lil’ Tay. Ithink? Might swim to my next rumble. Canadian Born Tory Lanez is doing 10 yearsto life, just kidding about the life, but we should never joke about life becauselife is too short. Not Tory Lanez short though. Corporations are Nazis, yeah wesaid it. Carlos is going for his Nobel Peace Prize with a speech on Corporations.Get the napkins ready y’all, it’s a tear jerker. Tune in! Aug 11, 202356:10Report 113: Aliens Exist Dammit. Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the biggest news that the American Government has ever released: Aliens exist and they've found non-human bodies, can you believe that sh**? They knew all along.. How is Mbappe turning down 700 million dollars in a year? That dude is crazy. They also release the history behind the bikini and how thats da bomb! According to Disney, Snow White was not a lovely fairytale but filled with discrimination against little people, non-consensual kissing, and un-realistic witch requirements. Are you kidding me? Jul 28, 202301:00:07Short and Sweet Featuring: Canada Day.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the greatest Canadian Historic Moments in their lifetimes. We're bringing back the Canadian Heritage Moment commercials from the 90's everybody. Shoutout to Madonna, you're a Walking Living Legend! And we wish everyone a safe, not wild at all Canada Day celebration. Stay away from Woodbine Beach though... seriously. Shorter episode this week due to some time restraints and scheduling but they'll be back for a full length episode next week. Jun 30, 202335:54All aboard the Yellow Submarine.. Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the submarine in the room. As billionaires you think that they would pay enough to get a working submarine. The son that copes with going to a Blink 182 concert, they're top 5 easily Some People's Kids of all time. We wish nothing for the best for the people onboard, but curiosity killed the cat hard on this one. WHERE ARE YOU!!! and I'm so sorryyyyy. The song definitely hits differently for the son now a days. Jun 23, 202359:28106 n' Smoke: Carlos Dating Meltdown..seriously.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode a new segment: Carlos Summer 2023 Forecast, all of the storms, sunshine, and terrible dates. We all thought Carlos wanted the smoke but not like this, prayers to the people working on getting these forest fires under control, although we all know it's a Government Conspiracy.. and aliens. Diablo 4, game of the year, check it out gamers! Shout out to 106 n' Park for the inspiration, raising us and showing us the greatest and latest music during the time. Now at number 1 this week, Dilemma by Nelly ft. Kelly Rowland. Jun 09, 202301:03:42Summer 2023 Carlos has Arrived!!!Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, why aren't there anymore woman rnb groups anymore? When is the next TLC? The next Destiny's child? 2pac finally getting his Hollywood Walk of Fame Star. Also what's wrong with kids these days? Fireworks on the goddamn bus, you kids need to do better. Men, you need to start taking notes, put a cute pet in your online dating profile pics, instant more likes. The dates and talk you'll need to figure out yourself though. Watch out for Carlos 2023 this summer, it's only the beginning...it's going to be a problem. Jun 02, 202301:00:39
